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    Overheard on the 108 inbound from Treasure Island:

    Mother: Mommy almost went to jail.

    5 year old daughter: Why?

    Mother: Because Mommy punched a man.

    5 year old daughter: Why?

    Mother: Because he was trying to grab Mommy.

    5 year old daughter: Did the police beat you?

    Mother: Yes, the police beat Mommy up.

    5 year old daughter: Why?

    Mother: Because Mommy tried to run.

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